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Hobbying for Dummies

As with all endeavors in life, this hobby comes with its own set of rules, its own vernacular, and its own rewards... It is imperative that you educate yourself about the risks, rewards, and proper etiquette BEFORE contacting any lady for an appointment.

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RULE #1: Check reviews on the lady you wish to see. DO NOT see a lady without reviews unless she is sponsored by a well-reviewed agency or lady. This is for your protection. The most complete and well-respected review site is http://www.theeroticreview.com/ . This is also where your explicit questions about a ladies performance are answered. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, and join TER so that you can read them, and know what to expect!

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RULE #2: NEVER ASK EXPLICIT QUESTIONS ON THE PHONE OR VIA EMAIL! This is a surefire way to get hung up on, and to never see the lady whom you desire. REFER to RULE #1 to get these questions answered...ALSO, NEVER CALL from a restricted or blocked number... NEVER contact a lady via text message... ALL OF THESE ARE CONSIDERED RUDE!

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RULE#3: KNOW the posted hours/days your desired companion works, and how she prefers to be contacted. FOLLOW these simple guidelines and your rate of successful booking will skyrocket.

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RULE #4: EXPECT to be screened by any number of methods. This SHOULD make you feel safer that the lady you desire to visit does her homework, and doesn't allow just anyone into her space. This is STANDARD practice by reputable ladies and agencies. If you feel uncomfortable giving your personal information to each lady you see, the join a screening service such as http://www.date-check.com/ .

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RULE #5: NEVER haggle over rates or ask for a reduced rate. It is perfectly acceptable to confirm the donation for the time requested, but that is it. It is both disrespectful and rude to ask for a discount on the time you are requesting to spend with a lady. If she is not in your budget, choose another lady who is...PERIOD!

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RULE #6: KNOW what your schedule can accommodate BEFORE you call to make an appointment. Last minute appointments are not always available. Here, we can usually accommodate any request made within 2-3 hours, and sometimes even just 1 hour, but this is no guarantee! Call early for the best appointment availability!

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RULE #7: BE on time, or CALL if you are running late for your appointment. A little courtesy goes a long way. If you are running more than a few minutes late, do not EXPECT that your full appointment time will still be able to be honored. BE willing to reschedule or accept a shorter appointment if necessary.

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RULE #8: TAKE a shower PRIOR to your appointment if possible, or ask to clean up when you arrive. If you must take a shower during an appointment, allow for this within the time you have requested. You have requested a certain amount of time, which begins when you arrive.

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RULE #9: BRING the complete requested donation in an unmarked white envelope and place it discreetly within the view of your companion PRIOR to the beginning of your session. If you do not, expect for the session to be ended without further ado. NEVER COUNT out CASH or try to ask HOW MUCH? Or try to put money in her hand! This is a surefire way to get kicked out!

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1. do you do showers or like them done to you?
2. Greetings, I know all providers are different. How do you feel about a client taking pics during our session for my own personal use only? Any additional compensation needed for this ? Thanks, Mac
3. kinky? just what is it that you would do kinky? tie me up and have your way with me? violet wand? electro stimulus? tell me what it is you will do to me that is kinky.
4. Hello, I would like to receive a tickle massage. Would this be of interests to you?
5. Do you offer fantasy wrestling and/or smothering?
6. Do u take trips to greece?
7. will you trample me or walk all over me in high heels?
8. Do you squirt? If so, is this a special session? Any preparations required (from either of us)?
9. I would be a "New Client" hoping for an Incall appointment with you. What is the Screening Process ? Thanks.
10. do you provide foot worship sessions? What size feet do you have?
11. Hi! How ticklish are you? Would you let me tickle you?
12. Are there any races/ages that you prefer not to see?
13. Are you shaved completely bald?
14. can you smoke during a session? do you give french lessons? I might take a trip there
15. can you be fisted and do you allow it ?
16. are you still looking for a gentleman to be in a video with you?
17. Will you come to Milwaukee or Chicago?
18. Do you and your duo partner do snowballing?
19. Do you offer fetish wrestling, smothering and/or head scissor choking?

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